scott kurtz

Scott R. Kurtz is an American cartoonist who began his career with his daily strip, Captain Amazing, which appeared for four semesters in the University of North Texas college paper. His first work to appear on the internet was Wedlock and Samwise, which he began in 1998.

His latest and longest running project, PvP online has been appearing daily since May 4th 1998, and has since then reached a daily 150,000 readers, has had a print version published by image comics monthly and has also won the coveted Eisner award for best digital comic.

He also co-writes the comic "Truth, Justin and the American way" with Aaron Williams.

Scott Kurtz' rants today have stirred up the webcomics comunity

by JulioC December 14, 2008

Scottish Whale

Scottish Whale is a term derived from the whales that inhabit the Atlantic near the coast of Scotland. These whales used to have strange mating calls and performed coitus in a very peculiar way, so Scottish Whale originally applied to a guy that was good in bed, yet was a very interesting partner. Today scottish whale refers to a sexual act involving an accordian, a two headed zebra, a case of 409 cleaning solution, and a life-size cut-outs of the entire Hepburn family. This sexual act is considered by many sexologists and sexy people to be the most expensive sexual act to date, costing ten times as much as the more well known Mexian Marmalade

Roberto was tired of having sex in an ordinary way, so he asked his partner if she would like to commit to a Scottish Whale. She agreed, so now Roberto and Wanda-Zim moonlight, and have been for 47 years hoping to, one day, afford a true Scottish Whale. Roberto is a closet homosexual and confessed this to Wanda-Zim so they split up and Roberto continues his quest with Jimmy-Sue Miller.

by Dr. JM Buck July 31, 2004

scott

The measurement of suction power of an asshole. One Scott is equal to the force required to suck up water through a straw. Also known as buttforce.

I can't believe Steve-O just chugged all that beer through his ass. That had to require at least 20 Scotts!

Was her asshole using 50 Scotts, or was his dick using 50 trevors!?

by Shriveled McSmallballs November 17, 2009

Scott

the perfect combination of heart and math brain, scott is the most amazing partner i've ever had. thick framed glasses, doc martin boots, and western style shirts, scott rocks his style. my relationship with him was the most rewarding so far in my life. it was through this that i came to understand what true vulnerability is, and want that. Want him.

As much as I want him to, I don't think Scott will come back to me.

by mistakemaker January 3, 2011

Scottobahn

A section of I-55 through Illinois between Joliet and Bloomington often used by long distance commuters as a top speed test track.

This guy flew by me on the Scottobahn

by SpeedyG7 August 6, 2009

Schotty

short for "Scottish hotty"

Man, that Craig Ferguson is such a Schotty

by mooneyfan November 21, 2011

Scottish Mulberry

The act of generously making a homemade alcoholic beverage made of obscure fruits and vegetables. After that, one takes his/her concoction freezes it for several days, then stuffs it up the unsuspecting anus of his/her partner, jamming it in vigorously over and over until the soft pink area of the anus bleeds.

John: How was your weekend, Bill?
Bill: Oh, it was great, John. I performed the Scottish Mulberry on Gweneth.

John: Sounds like quite the adventure!
Bill: Oh you betcha, John! *smiles*

by Googly-Moogly November 27, 2011