Relationship Goals

Cultivating an authentic and vibrant relationship that is enviable

I'm stepping up my relationship goals this year!

by M&FOG February 1, 2019

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choppy relationship

A Person that comes and goes. Inconsistent; sometimes their attitude is sweet/calm, other times moody and erratic like the ocean, behavior comes in waves.

One day he loved me, the next day he hated me, this made for a choppy relationship.

by Swisscheesenbagles July 19, 2020

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consensual workplace relationship

When you are assigned a job but you get distracted by someone you’re working with (something that person is the job) and you quit doing your job to have a be with them.

“What the fuck happened?!”
“I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship!”

by hanniistheelk October 8, 2022

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sunday relationship

Bad thing. A relationship that doesn't last. Just ridiculous relationship.

"your relationship IS like a sunday relationship" -boyfriend's mom

by Lost-Soul June 15, 2022

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Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Bill: I went out on a date with a chick last night but she turned out to be a dude and hit me in the eye with her dangus!

Seamus: Bill, you have to stop it with this McDonald's relationship problem you have.

Bill: We get married next week...

by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020

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