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retarded

An "unofficial" (not recognized by dictionaries) slang descriptor for a person/thing/action/object, etc., or a combination of, which is one or more of the following:

a great use of time, able, accounted, acting of own age, active, active mind, acute, adequate, admirable, adored, adult, ahead of schedule, alive, altruistically, always fresh, always in motion, amazing, amazing, amazing mind, animated, applaudable, applicable, appreciable, assertive, availing, aware, awesome, bargain, beautiful, beautiful, believable, benefactor, big, big time, blended, bold, brainy, brainy, brand new, brave, breathable, bright, brilliant, brilliant, calm, careful, certain, character, cherished, civilized, clean, clear, clearheaded, clear-minded, coinage, colorful, comforting, commendable, committing, communicative, competent, complex, conceivable, concerned, confident, congruous, consequential, considerable, contemporary, continued, convincing, cool, cooperative, correct, courteous, credible, crystal, cultured, cute, dear, decisive, deeply meaningful, defiant, deliberate, developed, different, different in the best of ways, directed, discrete, distinguished, dove, driver, educated, effective, effectual, effectual, empathy, endless, energetic, enjoying life, enlarging, enormous, enticing, equal, essential, essential, esteemed, excited, exciting, experienced, expression, expressive, , extraordinary, fabulous, factual, famous, fashionable, fashioned, fast, favorite, feathery, fecund, fertile
Russel is retarded.
by Gossamer Willowfly July 9, 2011
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retarded

extremely, very, to the utmost degree. Usually used to modify another adjective, as in retarded hot, retarded cool, retarded smart, retarded hip, retarded hard, etc.
Dude, that girl is retarded hot.
Man, your Mercury Cougar is a retarded sweet ride.
by banana colada March 24, 2010
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Retard Off

The act of screaming the word retard at the top of your retarded lungs, while trying to be retardedly obnoxious. The most retarded retard wins the retard off...retards.
James: REEEEEEEEEtard! (drools)

Austin: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEtard!!!!!

James: Aww shucks you win the retard off...Austin, you're so much better than me...you have all the elements of a good retard-offer.
by J&A April 8, 2008
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Retarded Ear Syndrome

When you place an ear bud in your ear and it falls out a lot. Your ears are retartedly shaped and cannot hold ear buds
Bob placed an ear bud in his ear but he has Retarded Ear Syndrome!!
by RES man October 20, 2009
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Biden retard

1. A Biden retard is someone who loves that mentally ill bastard

2. Biden is retarted. He can't tell the difference between a hurricane and a tornado.
LGBTQ satanist: BIDEN 2020 WOOOOH

Me: Biden retard
by Skyrim550 April 14, 2022
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bee stung retard

moving with extreme quickness, as if trying to escape grave danger. derogitory
when his new grille came in, Nelly drove to the jewelry store like a bee stung retard.
by Cpt. Morgan January 22, 2006
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retardation sauce

by Samsamsammmm March 15, 2009
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