Poop Girl

When a girl shits on a guys dick

That bitch Ashley just pulled a poop girl

by Poop Girl May 18, 2008

Poop Eraser

Toilet Paper, any brand.

"That does it!...who left the empty roll of poop eraser???"

by Lucien & Kali Vastel September 30, 2006

Group Poop

When two or more people poop at the same time in the same restroom, preferably including conversation. Also, the phrase, "You sunk my battleship!" should be shouted when a portion of feces falls.

Also referred to as GP.

Jess: dude, you wanna gp?
Isabelle: Nah man, i gotta let it brew.

Ray: You sunk my battleship!
Zach: Another successful Group Poop.

by jsteww March 21, 2010

poop lap

Noun /po͞op/ /lap/
1. When you cant hold your poop, so you poop through someone else's legs while they are using the toilet.
2. When two people who love each other decide to become closer by sitting and shitting together.

Will and cece are poop lapping, don't go in the bathroom.

My dad was on the can, but I had to go so bad I poop lapped him.

by DaveHasslehoffsBoo May 5, 2019

pee on the poop

When someone stands up and urinates on their excrement in the toilet to break it up

I didn't think my dump would flush so I had to pee on the poop.

by JefferiahtheMessiah November 20, 2014

Poop Tip

Specifically, it's a tip left on the closed lid of your hotel room toilet that you have thoroughly clogged and left for the maid to clean up. In a broader usage, it's appropriate to use the term to describe any tip given to someone dealing with the dirty, smelly aftermath of your poop.

"I took such a big shit in my hotel room this morning I clogged the toilet and had to leave a poop tip for the maid." (Specific usage)

"The room service guy showed up right after I took a monster shit. The room smelled so bad I gave him a little bit extra as a poop tip just for walking in." (Broader usage)

by Cous Cous June 7, 2009

Poop Cheese

A word to express frustration in place of swearing.

Ah! Poop Cheese I forgot to do the laundry

by Carp00l May 24, 2018