Playing pool

When a girl is on some guys nuts; kissing his balls and playing with his stick.

Tony: Dude did you see Stephanie last night? She was totally playing pool with like three guys last night

Joseph: Typical

by supasupasmall March 14, 2011

to play safely

To maintain sexual abstinence, or limit sexual encounters to the enjoyments of self masturbation.

Abstinence or self masturbation are the only choices for those who intend to play safely.

When Mary caught chlamydia from a sexual encounter with a one night stand, she realized that while there is such a thing as 'safer sex', the only way to play safely is through sexual abstinence or self masturbation.

by sinn0cent1 December 27, 2005

booty play

when you double finger a mans booty

me: *puts fingers in booty*
bae: ayy stop with the booty play

by yayareayeeeee123 May 17, 2016

playing the game

When consuming drugs, marijuana, shrooms etc.. and not letting anyone else no that you have, while trying to go the whole night without them figuring it out.

Cody:Dude I am playing the game rgiht now.

Kon: Your a fucking mutant.

by kon101 January 15, 2008

play it by ear

to put off a decision till later

"I don't know we will play it by ear."

by play it by ear December 17, 2015

Playing the Piano

To finger a female which such skill and technique it rivals that of pianos players.

Tod: dude i fingered that girl so good it was like i was playing the piano.

by BigSenor August 22, 2011

nativity play

A play about a ridiculous thing that was COMPLETELY blown out of proportion. Basically, Mary cheats on Joseph with a guy who could have been called Tony. She can't bear the thought of A)Upsetting her husband B)Being stoned to death by an excited crowd of civilians, on account of comitting adultary. So, she takes her chances and tells the gullable Joseph that God came down from the heavens and did the dirty on her, resulting in Mary being pregnant with the so-called "son of god". For generations and generations, this far-fetched story has been passed on, and more and more gullable people have been persuaded that Jesus was the son of a virgin. C'mon guys. Let's be realistic here.

-Oh Joseph, I'm...I'm...I'm pregnant!
-WHAT? BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A BLOODY VIRGIN! YOU SLEPT WITH THAT TONY DIDN'T YOU!? I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON! WAIT TILL THE NEIGHBOURS HEAR ABOUT THIS!
-No! erm (think Mary, think!) Er...well, yeah...erm...IT WAS GOD WHAT DONE IT!
-WOW! Are you serious?
-Yeah!
-Do you know how holy this makes us, Mary? It's a miracle! What are we gonna call the baby?
-Jesus?
-Perfect. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. What a family, eh?!

by Cup-Sellithaine February 4, 2005