hit the bee

verb. to smoke some weed

nat- what did you do last night beezy?
nicki- dude i fuckin hit the bee.

by Moonstalker May 24, 2006

hit me

Literally what it says. "Hit me." If you say that to me I'll hit you in the forearm with a quick jab.

"Hit me."
*Punches him in the arm.*
"Ouch! What you do that for?!"

by deezynardz April 23, 2023

hit the jones

Yet another term for sexual intercourse

1:Man, last night she let me hit the jones
2: O shit son

by David Hope April 2, 2008

screen hit

When the last hit of pot in a bowl turns the screen cherry red.

Dennis: I just got a huge screen hit. Joe: Enjoy the ride brother.

by JoeyBomm July 1, 2020

hit wife

hit wife happens when you hit ur wife and wife gets the yes
when the wife is sus :flushed: :flushed: :flushed:

person 1: GUYS , I HIT MY WIFE AND THE BRUISE LOOKS LIKE AMONG US CREWMATE
person 2: Why would you hit your wife
hit wife hhhh

by r3trosn3k February 13, 2022

Schlong hit

When your load hits her in the face.

She took a serious schlong hit to the face. She should of swallowed.

by jcazzy May 30, 2009

hit by Lightning

Oblique reference to Kill Hannah song, Lightning Causes Madness. Used by extremely obsessed fans.

Used to say you're mad, as in crazy/mental, or mad as in pissed off.

Kill Hannah Obsessive: I just got hit by Lightning
Non KH fan: Wtf?
Kill Hannah Obsessive: I'm mad at you, you retarded fuck.

Mental home receptionist: How can I help you?
Kill Hannah Obsessive: I just got hit by Lightning, I need help.

by Anonymous Mat January 5, 2009