north west middle

A school full of drama queens, brats, and other problematic people.

Person 1: Omg my school SUCKS

Person 2: Hey, at least your school isn't a north west middle school.

Person 1: Omg I'm soooo sorry! Good luck with that!

by Charli D January 30, 2019

Putnam City North

Putnam City North High School (PCN, PC North) is a public high school in Northwest OKC. It is accredited by the NAACP as a certified BESSSFRAN institute and is still somehow the best high school in the Putnam City School District, which actually isn’t too impressive when you remember how shit PCO and PCW are. Offering education in grades nine through twelve, North is among the lowest scoring public schools in Oklahoma, due to the large amounts of ghetto freshman with lash extensions not knowing how to act. If you’re a girl who wishes to fit in here it is simple, one way is to get pregnant at 14 and have longer lashes than girls named LaMiqeniggiawnashawna Jones-Smith.
The athletic teams are a joke, anything resembling intelligent behavior is nonexistent here, and all these overweight student athletes swear “on they momma they goin D1 cuh”.

Everyone here is very fat, everyone here is exceptionally stupid, and Martin Luther King would frown upon this place if he saw this.

I woke up expecting an education, but instead got to watch 4 fights at lunch. God bless Putnam City North

by Peter Skene Ogden January 20, 2022

North Carolina Bomb

A Cheerwine Bomb thrown in North Carolina.

Tom: "I threw a North Carolina Bomb at Jameis Winston the other day."

Will: "He deserved it."

by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014

Minnesota North Star

Minnesota North Star

When taking a dump and deciding to suck ones own cock.
Tom: Just took a massive shit whilst giving myself a Minnesota North Star

by Nodsy April 3, 2021

North Korean Microwave

The North Korean Microwave, not to be confused with the north Korean wheelchair.

Is a sex position involving 3-9 50+ year old men in traditional North Korean military attire(6 for optimal outcome.)
A rotating glass platform, a woman and an elevated surface.

The woman is to be positioned below the elevated surface on the rotating platform and all 50+ year old men are to be positioned on the elevated surface and told to finish before the platform makes 3 complete rotations.

John: Hey I finally had my first North Korean Microwave yesterday

Peter: Wow, how fast was the platform rotating?

John: 1.43rpm

by Jonathon Saccs Gobbsfrey, II January 28, 2023

North cross school

No fights, No bitches, No fun. Make sure to keep that bitchass shirttail tucked in or belderass will get pissy. Has a great SPED program tho. The food is good but that’s abt it. If the three divisions of schools were to combine it would prolly equal half of a public school grade. If you talking to someone they breath ton smell like mint juul. Walk down the hall and all u gonna smell is a fish market fr.

North Cross Student: “Ok we finna walk down the hall so plug yo nose”

Anyone else: “Shit it’s dat bad?”

North Cross Student: “No...Worse than that”

“North cross school”

by Bootyhole pipe cleaner October 24, 2019

North American Trifecta

When an American has sex with either a Canadian in Mexico or an Mexican in Canada.

"Did you hear that Jake completed the north american trifecta during spring break in Cancun"

by Hittin it from behind January 10, 2013