Plastic chair

There are several different plastic chairs in the world however there is one specific chair belonging to a man named Vergil from legend. Should one sit upon the chair motivation shall course through their body and their portal opening days shall start with the blessed power of the Yamato

A dude: Eh I’ll go to the gym tomorrow

Plastic chair: Stares intimately

A dude : Fuck it ima sit

by anonymous February 29, 2024

Slops Chair

The passenger seat of the car, used for parking in a quiet layby and performing Oral Sex (Slops) on your passenger.

"Evie, is there room for a lift in your car?"

"Of course, just watch where you sit, I haven't cleaned down the Slops Chair in a while."

by RobbieTheRaceCar February 24, 2025

fighting chair

Term used when you are constipated and your toilet becomes a literal "fighting chair" as you battle with a turd that's trying dislodge your anus from your body. Some fighting chair occurrences have resulted in death or suicides Aka as a "assacide"

Dude, Logan has a spastic colon and now awaits the fighting chair for the showdown of a lifetime!

by Bdog63643 August 15, 2015

Behind the factory of chairs

It is a metaphorical place where you would take someone to get them pegged.
It originated when renowned chair factory in Egypt became abandoned, which made people go there to commit suspicious acts.

I will take you behind the factory of chairs if lay a hand on my brother again.

by ImaginativeExaggerator December 5, 2023

pod chair

A homie who is mega fucked

*passed out girl on floor* “you fucking pod chair”

by aktitties October 30, 2017

Chair Cut

A trimming of the hair on ones posterior. A play on the phrase Hair Cut, but using the word chair instead, to imply where the posterior usually sits.

Pat: "Hey man, you ready for your gay blind date tomorrow?"
Jim: "Yeah I'm ready. I got a hair cut and, if you don't mind me mentioning, I got a chair cut as well."
Pat: "Hope you didn't do all that for nothing."

by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022

chair kink

where you are very sexually into being shook or moved in a chair

"i have a chair kink."

by femboyoi August 11, 2023