Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.

"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."

by jazzyj19 December 17, 2018

A Martin Leather

A narcissistic driving instructor

If you want driving lessons don’t get a Martin Leather

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

National Sienna Leigh Jackson Day

National Sienna Leigh Jackson Day is on the 30th of June, on this day everyone must be friendly to Sienna Jackson and bring her gifts if you would like to give her something for her special day! This day is for one individual called Sienna Leigh Jackson

Do you know what day it is today?
It's National Sienna Leigh Jackson Day

by Lee Thomas Harwood May 23, 2022

National Grace Leigh day

THE DAY TO CELEBRATE YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON EVER

Eg. It's national Grace Leigh day, I love her!!!
This is to celebrate your favourite person

by Stargalco March 20, 2023

Rudra and Laith

Rudra - You thought the sun was massive? wait until you meet Rudra. Regardless of his sheer size, Rudra is a real homie with intentions to always put in quality with the things he does and strive for greatness. His love for music (and food) is unmatched, always a vibe to be around and is happy to assist you with any form of work. he will always have your back especially during difficult times. Truly the goat.

Laith - Fuck this bombing nigga boy, what a faggot. Nah but in all seriousness- SIKEEEE! who do you think you are? Nah im joking dw abt it, laith is a decent guy, pretty mid tbh, small cock too (wrote it in a legal document). OK, now if we being real, laith is an immaculate person, with a chiseling jawline, hunter eyes, and masculine beard. Most importantly, admist his handsome physical features, comes his bearing and passive heart, which looks out for everyone when they're at their lowest. You could be his greatest opp, but he would find the decency within himself to console you; thats the person he is. Laith is a great person, and an even better brother, couldnt ask for anyone better.

Person 1 - "Haru's cock, is NOTHING, compared to Rudra and Laith's."

Kendrick Lamar - "Who else should I invite the the backstage function of my 'Not Like Us' tour? Who am I kidding? Obviouly Laith and Rudra (and maybe Future).

by blurrrrrrrrrrry July 23, 2024

Tank and Leigha

A love that will burn for all time, but was tragically cut short by fear and panic. There is nothing Leigha could do to cause Tank to hate her. His love is the purest, truest, most honest form of absolute devotion, heart, mind, and soul. Tanks desire to be by Leighas side as they shuffle along this mortal coil. Come the end of their journey, Tanks wish to lay next to their soulmate until the sun swells and swallows the earth, and finally casts off its shell where their atoms might drift among the stars for eternity.

Leighas are sometimes confused by Tanks. Tanks sometimes cant figure out how to say what they mean how they mean it. Miscommunications will happen between the two. However, there is not a power in this universe or any other that could ever inspire a Tank to harm a Leigha. Tanks will suffer in grinning sorrow to see Leigha happy. There may be many stories written about this kind of love, and while many covet it they will never truely experience it. Where it comes to Tank and Leigha these stories are if anything too tame to describe what exists between them.

Person 1: Did you see him? He is absolutely destroyed....

Person 2: yeah...that is that Tank and Leigha kind of love. When its gone, it rips a part of you out and leaves you broken in ways most cannot understand....

by ThereIsSoMuchYouDontKnow December 25, 2024

Take the Leather Line

To walk somewhere. It's a play on a bus or train line name.

Person A: How are you gonna get there if your car broke down
Person B: I'll take the leather line

by DoubleDDestroyer January 28, 2025