jungle shower

When you take a shower in the same bathroom as a toilet with an unflushed bowel movement. The humidity increase from the hot running water amplifies the smell of the feces, usually to an unbearable level.

Hopped in the shower, but forgot to flush, ended up taking a jungle shower.

by bishun November 22, 2015

Jungle Junkie

A hardcore drugaddict who's addicted 2 all type of drugs (such as cocaine, weed, xtc,crack etc.)

You know John? Yeah I know him, he sniffs 5 grams of cocaine every day, he's a Jungle Junkie.

A: Yo where's my crackpipe? B:Yo man stop bein' a Jungle Junkie

by Ebrahim Ian February 1, 2007

jungitis

The progressive inflammation of one's ego through materialism and vanity caused by lack of acceptance and an ugly FACE. Symptoms: Long periods of self admiration in front of reflective surfaces, urges to clothe oneself in undersized garments, a distorted view of one's own attractiveness and/or the use of money and material items to attract members of the opposite sex.

Bob: What happened to that guy? He use to be cool...
Frank: Didn't you hear? He has the jungitis...

by Who do you think?! October 17, 2006

jungle boys

guys that are majorly full of themselves and think they are good at basketball but most of them really suck

Hey did u see the jungle boys play? man they sucked!

by lindsay123456 October 10, 2008

Jungle Hoop

A game that black people play also known as "basketball" or simply "hoops" for short. The origins of the game come from African tribes that used a boar skull and put it through a hoop made of boar tusks. Jungle hoop also developed in the ghetto in a similar fashion. Only they used guns and shot each other for possession of the "crack" or "rocks". Currently there is a Jungle Hoop Professional League known as the NBA. In which black people and white people that wish they were black people dress like gangsters and face off. Many criticize the NBA because your ability to make it in the NBA depends greatly on whether or not one has corn rows and tattoos. But everyone knows they just hatin!

Want to go play some jungle hoop?

Kobe Bryant plays jungle hoop well.

by Dr. Davenport January 30, 2009

Jungle Juice

Originating in Plainedge. Urine and feces put into a fire extinguisher to be sprayed at unsuspecting people on Halloween.

Let’s spray AJ with some Jungle Juice!

by Pone-Bone October 31, 2018

Jungle Dare

On the hierarchy of dares, a jungle dare out-trumps them all. Where the dared may not be able to back down from a triple dog dare, to back down from a jungle dare could prove fatal - the jungle is where the dog dares go to die.

Darer: Hey Philip, I dare you to drink my diarrhea juice.
Philip: NO WAY!
Darer: Hey Philip, I double dog dare you to lick that cat's anus.
Philip: NO WAY!
Darer: Hey Philip, I triple dog dare you to nibble on that squirrel's scrote.
Philip: NO WAY!
Darer: Hey Philip, I jungle dare you to make out with that pre-op tranny.
Philip: Well, I guess I don't have a choice. (He then proceeds to make out with the pre-op tranny.)

by MrPuffinPoof May 3, 2010