Jessica

The Goddess voicing Lexington Ave trains, iykyk.

Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.

Railfan 1: bruhhh Lexington isn't complete without Jessica man we need her back!
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.

by Fuseguy August 7, 2022

Jessica

The final form of “mean girl” energy. A Jessica will steal your charger, talk trash in the group chat, and then ask for a ride. Known for showing up late, starting drama, and somehow making everything about her. Proceed with caution.

Stop being such a Jessica.

by BethInPhoto October 1, 2025

Jessica

A skonka from the block.

Wherever they see a skonka walk by they say “Mira ay va jessica”

by Steph.Roz October 10, 2021

Jessica

Jessica is a beautiful and brave MILF who is capable of making decisions of questionable integrity. She also loves cats.

Omg "Jessica" you MILF
Sup "Jessica"

by NotCasualRage November 23, 2021

Jessica Darling

The girl from, you guessed it, the Jessica Darling book series and the Jessica Darling: It List book series, both by Megan McCafferty. She acts like the average girl, she's smart, but she fits in with the "popular" crowd, and she was a virgin through most of high school. Her main love interest is Marcus Flutie in the Jessica Darling series. She is not the porn star.

She acts like a Jessica Darling, ya know?

by allycaticorn May 4, 2018

jessica

bro where can i even start. so so so nice. so nice
like so nice

anybody: JESSICA IS SO NICE

by Funky.Chunky.Monkey. November 29, 2020

Jessica

A pretty girl with a heart of gold who is the single greatest fencer to ever live in my humble opinion. She is also very smart and funny and has good taste in books.

Jessica is literally so good with a sword she would kick your butt and then discuss LOTR with you after it.

by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025