Tuna melt

When two or more tunas are bear sprayed at once

Hey there's those guys who ripped me off, time for a tuna melt

by Pappa wheelie November 22, 2017

tuna melt

Someone who is stupid yet is oblivious to the fact. They frequently make mistakes but tries to ignore them.

Cameron, you are an absolute fucking tuna melt.

by Tuna Mellt April 28, 2019

Tuna melt

What British boys in my school call others when they don’t wanna “scrap them behind the runcie building” or “shank me up” it is usually used in a way of saying “your scared 😹”
Translation:
British boy: “you wanna shank me up?? (The opponent says no) Oh you tuna melt, you absolute bean! 😾”
English: “do you want to fight? (They say no) oh your too scared haha! You wimp! 😹”

British boy: OI JASON! 😾 YOU WANNA SCRAP BEHIND THE SPORTS HALL AT LUNCH?”
Jason: nah bro I don’t wanna get in trouble

British boy: OH YOU TUNA MELT MATE, YOUR WEAK 😹😹”

by nxverxlden December 18, 2022

Tuna Melt

1. Someone who is unattractive, has a bad personality, specifically acts a bit fishy/dodgy but thinks they are number one
2. A guy who acts needy and possessive to women. Has a bad history with women due to his mistreating of them.

"Did you hear what Chris said the other day? "
"Yeah, god he's such a melt"
"Lol defo a tuna melt"

"All Dan does is chase after women and he gets nowhere with them"
"Such a tuna melt"

by El-Gee July 16, 2017

Hairy Tuna

A girls vagina that is very hairy ,unshaven. Also she has a dirty snatch that smells fishy.

Wow that girl I was with last night had a serious case of( hairy tuna).

by Boots and puss May 27, 2016

tuna slap

that moment when you want to slap someone so hard with a tuna

she is such a bish that i really want to tuna slap her, hard. in the face

by call me senpai February 25, 2016

tuna jousting

Tuna Jousting is the aggressive grinding of labia between two lesbians.

After an aggressive night of kissing, Tine and Jennifer decided to try some tuna jousting.

by RealLucid1 June 30, 2020