Casual Sex Friday

the day of the week when you get blackout drunk and have sex with random strangers because you cant get pregnant.

please note: this does not make anyone a slut, cause when you cant remember it, it doesnt count!

Q-what are you doing tonight?
A-it casual sex friday what do you think

by founderofcasualsexfridays October 22, 2010

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Fuck faggot Friday

The weekly ritual of fucking a gay man and it not being gay

It’s fuck faggot Friday let me hook up with that fag luke

by FFF for da boys May 15, 2019

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Grey Friday Shopper

One who talks about Black Friday being stupid and pointless but ends up getting up early and buying a bunch of shit anyway.

Man, John is such a Grey Friday Shopper. All he did was talk shit about black Friday and did you see his new TV!

by ItsYaBoiKovie November 28, 2014

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Friday night cocktail

When a girls sucks your dick while you're taking a shit then she pukes on your balls and you cum and she has to drink it

I could really use a Friday night cocktail

by HTHD April 23, 2017

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Alabama friday night

When your cousin finally answers your phone call and lets you cum inside her grandma.

Cousin 1: When are we partying!?
Cousin 2: in a few days it will be Alabama friday night!
Cousin 1: oh yeah! I’ll invite my dad!

by Python3 July 28, 2019

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Black Plague Friday

A buying event larger than Black Friday,

This marks the day after a President of a Country shuts traveling borders to Europe sparking of a prepper buying frenzies.

First things to go are:

* Hand Sanitizers
* Toilet Paper
* Face Masks
* Canned goods

Did you see the line at the grocery store this morning? It was a new kind of Black-Friday, "Black Plague Friday".

by Bobby Peach March 13, 2020

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Fine Nigga Friday

The day of a true nigga. Man Crush Monday? Hah funny. NOTHING compared to Fine Nigga Friday. Fine Nigga Friday sounds better too. Friday is now a day for the real ones.

Original creators snap: @itsurboimatwell

“Tyrone is a real nigga. He’s gonna be on my story for Fine Nigga Friday.”

by JNIXXXXX November 17, 2019

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