minecraft

blocks, 9 year olds, and zombies.

4th grader 1 - HEY WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT AFTER SCHOOL ???
4th grader 2- SURE :D

by Pxptartzz April 9, 2019

minecraft

a shitty game where people complain about people playing games killing minecraft because "MinEcRaFt Is ActUaLly NerDy!!" even though that makes it 100000,0000,0000 times worse. it also looks shitty as fuck, oh and they like to build swastikas too. somehow minecrafters think nerds get any pussy. they dont. nerds get gassed like they deserve to. oh and theyre weebs too.

people who play minecraft should be gassed

by gladiatorblaster September 16, 2020

Minecraft

Sex

Tryna play Minecraft after school?

by Definitely not quigs.v1 October 15, 2019

Minecraft

A surprisingly addicting game where you have the freedom to yeet around the place and die from a zombie... is coming back

Bob “did you see minecraft is coming back..?”
Jeff “yeah I played it this morning..!”

by xxd thiccboi August 4, 2019

Minecraft Shovel

A Minecraft tool. Used to make grass path blocks.

Example :
Guy 1: "Hey! I got my Minecraft Shovel, don't worry!"
Guy2: "Bro, seriously, who uses that?"
Guy1:"*sad noises*"

by Lilas_gaaxance June 12, 2020

Minecraft

A game made by Philza

Person: I’m playing Minecraft!”
You: “Hey Philza made that game!

by LamebowLive October 19, 2021

Minecraft

A great game that can be surpassed by no other.

Ryan: hey john do you want to play some fortnite
John: nah man, Minecraft is way better

by Sksksksksksksksk June 5, 2019