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How the Prince Stole Clitmas

The act of a man with a Prince Albert penis piercing having sex with a female with her clit pierced and the 2 piercings get stuck together at some point. Unfortunately, before the 2 people even realize this has happened, they usually are engaged in such a hardcore pounding that one or both of the piercings rip out of either the clammy vag or veiny cock.
Man: Dude I just got my dick pierced. Got me a nice gold Prince Albert.

Friend: Jesus bro. Make sure you never bang a chick with her clit pierced. You don't want to find out how the Prince stole clitmas.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 27, 2017
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how to make someone happy

You don’t know how to make someone happy? Just write them a definition here<3
(Urban Dictionary)
by secret4you October 31, 2021
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How osty is your penis

The amount of osty your penis is. Typically refered to when someone is mad at another individual.
Dude u fucked my sister? How osty is your penis!
by Dogeater54 February 19, 2019
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How long are 18 months?

18 months are not 1,5 years y’all, maybe 6... maybe 10, maybe forever so sorry I can’t answer this. But if you really want the answer ask one direction. (Please come back it’s been 6 years and we all miss you so much)
How long are 18 months?
A: “I’m taking an 18 month break”
B: *shocked* “So you never come back?”

A: “How long do you think are 18 months???”
B: “I don’t know I’m a directioner and I have trust issues”
by 18monthstheysaid May 5, 2021
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How do you rate?

An expression of envy at someone else's fortune.
Julie: I just got a check in the mail for $45 from some class action lawsuit I didn't even know I was part of.
Andrea: How do you rate?!
by Mortbane June 6, 2016
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how-do-you-do

(Noun) a prudish way of saying penis, used by Dr. Elliot Reid due to her aversion to using proper terms for genitalia.
Never let a man put his dirty how-do-you-do into your bajingo!
by Dr. Reid February 27, 2008
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How to get a lesbian girlfriend

You seriously searched this? Eh. Whatever. First, i suggest going on a dating app such as amino, if your a teen. Complement them then ask to hang out or something...Ask if she has a crush, then say i do. Say its her... TwT ok ok, you don't have to do that, just become good friends then do something like that. Some things you can text her:
What games do u like?
@///@
Your cute
Cutie!
Hug?
Do you love me? As a friend (for now)
Thats all i have rn. Bye bye!
by IM SO GAY May 27, 2020
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