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National Grab Ass Day

A period of time when it's celebrated to grab an ass. It usually lasts from the New Year until the end of spring. So go for it! From Jan. 1st-May 31st, grab that ass!!
dude 1- I bet Jenny is gonna be the first to get her ass grabbed when we come back from winter break.
dude 2- why?
dude 1- shes literally the thickest girl in our grade, so when the National Grab Ass Day season begins, her cake is our cake.

National grab ass day

On this day you are obligated to grab someones ass and if you don’t you are a failure
Stacey got mad because I grabbed her ass, but I explained to her it was National Grab Ass Day.

Jolly grab ass week

In December you can grab as much ass as you want.
Person 1:yo ain’t it jolly grab ass week

Person 2:yeah
Jolly grab ass week by Li rod wave November 30, 2019

Thigh grab day 

December 18th everyone grabbing thighs for appreciation
its Thigh grab day lemme get at you
Thigh grab day by Djones December 18, 2019

National Grab Ass Day

January 3rd a day in which anyone grabs anyone’s ass
It’s national grab ass day have you grabbed anybody’s

National grab ass day

National Grab ass day is on January 13. It comes once every year so don’t miss out.
National Grab ass day