Sir Fucktard is a person who will fuck anything up by just being associated with a situation. This includes relationships, work activities, social activities and life in general. Sir Fucktard plays them self up to be the most privileged asshole around and you are always beneath them. They also will fuck up your work day with incompetence and laziness. In social aspects, Sir Fucktard gets eye rolls at the bar and people tend to flee them like a wet fart.
1. Sir Fucktard just ruined my weekend by not doing his daily systems maintenance.. asshole. 2. This guy just tried to hit on me at the bar but his douche bag vibe came off like a Sir Fucktard.
by EmailTechSupport July 21, 2017
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1. Anyone who is eating, talking, leaving to use the bathroom (or just leaving in general), or being an all-around douche during a theater performance.
2. Another word used to describe someone who is disrespectful.
3. The word "fuck" combined with the word "retard".
1. Anyone who is eating, talking, leaving to use the bathroom (or just leaving in general), or being an all-around douche during a theater performance.
2. Another word used to describe someone who is disrespectful.
3. The word "fuck" combined with the word "retard".
The guy in front of us is eating and talking really loudly while this play is going on. What a fucktard.
by cannibalcake August 27, 2009
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Get the fucktard mug.A barely sentient person that is so incredibly, impossibly, infuriatingly, aggressively stupid that they are not only a threat to others but themselves as well.
They have been so stupid for so long that correcting, humiliating, or criticising them is comparable to pissing in the wind. You will only kill your own brain cells and hope for humanity.
It's best to limit the damage they cause to yourself and others instead of directly eliminating or easing this cause of stupidity because frankly their stupidity is closer to a force of nature or an intangible idea. Like a hurricane or the concept of hunger.
They have been so stupid for so long that correcting, humiliating, or criticising them is comparable to pissing in the wind. You will only kill your own brain cells and hope for humanity.
It's best to limit the damage they cause to yourself and others instead of directly eliminating or easing this cause of stupidity because frankly their stupidity is closer to a force of nature or an intangible idea. Like a hurricane or the concept of hunger.
John, "Ben is such a fucktard."
Jane, "Wuh happun'?"
John, "He voted republican."
Jane, "LMAO he is a fucktard."
John, "...did you just pronounce LMAO out loud?"
Jane, "..."
Jane, "Wuh happun'?"
John, "He voted republican."
Jane, "LMAO he is a fucktard."
John, "...did you just pronounce LMAO out loud?"
Jane, "..."
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Get the fucktard mug.A person who is fucked up and a retard. Often used to describe nerds, extremely retarded people or just people you dislike.
by harbsben May 30, 2018
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