Fred

A piece of shit broke ass who will treat you like crap but somehow still give off the impression he cares. Also has zero values and does not appreciate anything.

Person: You remember that asshole I used to date?

Person2: oh yeah, Fred?

Person: Yup.

Person2: Big miss-steak

by Great_fine_ok March 31, 2016

Fred

A ridiculously lazy and eccentric dog. They are uninterested in treats, bones or toys. They only enjoy resting and napping. Large spaces and freedom cause great anxiety to a Fred. They prefer to be under the bed, behind the toilet or under the kitchen sink.

That Fred hasn't moved in 3 days.

by kimosterberg February 5, 2009

freddie mercury

One of the greatest singers of all time, adored by many. poor bastard died of AIDS though

Shot gun being Freddie Mercury including dying of AIDS!!

by Hilary November 8, 2005

feds

a white person; a cracka

you cant sell trees to da white folk becuz dey is all feds n u will get busted

by Mr.Fed June 21, 2010

freddy

1.a horny dog that will hump anything. has wissel facial features

2. lives all day on stiff nights. (erection pills)

my dog is sucha freddy

by abdul raheed February 3, 2010

Fred Durst

a man who pretends to be a musician and calls his music "metal" when it is no where close. he is known for engaging in sexual activities with male members of audience after shows. he also enjoys trying to destroy the music industry for fun.

when he wrote Oops I did it Again by Fred Durst

by sdmfryan December 27, 2011

Freddit

A fake Reddit account. Kind of like a finsta but for Reddit. Usually used to post NSFW or controversial content.

Bernard: "Did you hear that Eden has a Freddit?"
Joseph: "Nah man, we should try to find it!"

by stephen-abootman June 19, 2019