February 19th

National grab anyone's butt day

Let me grab dat butt its February 19th

by Unkn🅾️wn February 18, 2020

February 22

its your daughters birthday and everyone expects you to accomplish the impossible
i declare it international give a mum a wage day

Hey, its February 22. My brain and body are fucked but everyone's having a good time. Gin, anyone?

by Krkič February 21, 2020

February 12th

On this day a true bad bitch from Gracanica is born and she is the prettiest one. We love her you know who u are

Wow shes so pretty. Yeah shes born on February 12th

by s3lmqq May 6, 2020

February 34

The day the dinosaurs died due to a meteor hitting earth, and a fat fart made by a pack of humongous cockroaches.

Person 1: What day did the dinos die?
Person 2: Oh, February 34 of course!
Person 1: Oh ya, how could I forget!

by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh May 28, 2020

February 26th

Kay's bday!! Everyone should celebrate because kay is the cutest thing in the world

Did you know that today is Kay's birthday?

Really?
Yes! It's February 26th.

by millkyyadway January 8, 2023

february 5

the day a fine ass bitch was born

n:what’s td
b:it’s february 5th
n:what’s that
b:a bad bitch bday

by Adorable_Attitude July 5, 2023

February 12

On February 12 it’s hug day!

Today February 12 is a special day because it’s hug day

by User760 November 22, 2021