Fatty treats

Delicious food and drink usually with a high calorie content e.g. white hot chocolates, cookies, crisps and cake.

Fatty Treats are eaten by Emily and Richard in Esquires whilst they talk about the old days and other such comical occurrences in their thrilling lives.

see also: The beginners guide to faffing

"It's been too long, we must go for some fatty treats..."
"You'll have to excuse the fact I rolled here today, I've eaten too many Fatty treats"

by Richy :) August 15, 2008

fatty duke

a massive dump that will fly out your ass wether you want it to or not, a toilet filler.

Tom: OH GOD , ITS GUNNA BLOW!
Niall: is it a fatty duke?
Tom: yes , its a big one!
Niall: OMG ITS EVERWHERE!
Tom: AAAAH MY ASS BURNS!
Niall: dayum!

by morphiusthegreat November 21, 2011

madii with the fatty

madii with the fatty ASS SO FAT LIKE THE SUN

YALL GET IT AFLTS- sincerely madii with the fatty

by madiicakeeeeee July 21, 2023

Former Fatty

This person isnt fat, but was very fat . These kinds of people hate being insulted, but love insulting others , ( Enrigger) .

Hey, Enrigger , ur a former fatty . Enrigger : yep

by Biggest tips fan August 29, 2025

Fatty fuck knuckle

A large, ignorant and lazy individual with poor hygiene. Smells like they haven’t wiped their ass since the 8th grade.

“Good job fatty fuck knuckle, you spilled your drink on me!”

by Jack Mahaugov September 16, 2022

fatty mile

When you order something from a fast food drive threw, pull out, and then drive to another fast food restraunt and order something from there too.

Friend 1: What's with all the fast food bags?

Friend 2: Man.. I did the fatty mile again. Sometimes Wendy's just isn't enough.

by Icesa October 18, 2012

Fatty Tits

Titties that are being held up by means such as a girls arm to make them look less saggy or cover up the fact that they are fat tits; titties that are big, but by no means good looking; tits on a girl that are huge, but only because she is obese. technically they are "big tits" but fatty tits is more appropriate

GUY: bruh, i work fast
GUY 2: LMAO, that's what fatty tits said

by f1r2e3d4 June 6, 2019