Ethan Barry

a man who is publically into sharing his boner endeavors not disclosing his fantasies of incest. He likes: Meisje. Very self absorbed and posh and has a very nice british accent

"i Ethan barry want to have sex with my cousin, i am so posh and i am not self absorbed"

by ethanbarryfan7000 November 13, 2022

Wide Ethan

A slang term for “morbidly obese”

Dang, he’s pretty Wide Ethan.

by Expand Man May 12, 2021

ethan wray

a person that surfs and is a little barstard

bloody ethan wray

by dowbad February 12, 2018

ethan morton

Long mf schlong, not for a girl looking for a starter dick. dis mans with spread yo legs like you spread nutella on a sandwich. he’ll clap cheeks like a damn applauses. Ever wanted to know why it’s like to shaft yourself with a 14 inch still pipe from Home Depot?? look no further, just hook up with this man

guy-“aye you know ethan morton
?”
girl-“how else do you think i got this bad limp”

by urbanmilf69 July 24, 2018

Ethan Gilbert

Says very shitty jokes randomly

Ethan Gilbert shut the fuck up with those dumb ass jokes

by Tomura May 13, 2022

ethan toles

a man who has sex with his cpusin

wow i banged my cousin last night i feel like im becoming an ethan toles

by anonymousglty February 13, 2018

Ethan smallwood

A Huge nerd that will always recommend windows 10 instead of windows 11. He is very annoying and will express his believes to you no matter what situation. If you say anything about your pc then he will start talking about how insane his is and how he payed 5,000 dollar for the same computer.

Ethan Smallwood is stupid.

by MegaCocksofRam August 19, 2022