ethan morton

Long mf schlong, not for a girl looking for a starter dick. dis mans with spread yo legs like you spread nutella on a sandwich. he’ll clap cheeks like a damn applauses. Ever wanted to know why it’s like to shaft yourself with a 14 inch still pipe from Home Depot?? look no further, just hook up with this man
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by urbanmilf69 July 24, 2018
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Ethan Gilbert

Ethan Gilbert shut the fuck up with those dumb ass jokes
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Ethan weathers

A gay fucktard that everybody likes but is just a stupid annoying piece of shit that makes life miserable
Bro whyd u have to do that? That is such a Ethan weathers thing to do to someone you dick
by Dominic Awurum June 06, 2020
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ethan toles

a man who has sex with his cpusin
wow i banged my cousin last night i feel like im becoming an ethan toles
by anonymousglty February 13, 2018
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Ethan smallwood

A Huge nerd that will always recommend windows 10 instead of windows 11. He is very annoying and will express his believes to you no matter what situation. If you say anything about your pc then he will start talking about how insane his is and how he payed 5,000 dollar for the same computer.
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Ethan Stai

The best student ever. This big burly man is irresistible. Whoever finds him will instantly fall for him. He hates reading but loves audiobooks. Don't mess with him or he will give you a big fat kiss on the cheek. He also has a very massive pp.
Ethan Stai, the famous drug dealer.
by Screwviedy May 02, 2022
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ethan's farts

an absolute atomic fucking bomb of a shat, u shit urself so damn hard u snap ur own neck and give yourself life long whiplash of your entire body. if ur anywhere near someone when they make an ethans fart u will fucking die a horrible disgusting death
did u hear about Ethan's farts in Kentucky?
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