pull a derp

The act whereby one tries to do something, but will fail without a doubt.

Daniel: Watch me get this clutch on CS:GO!
*Get's AWP'ed*
Jason: I knew you'd pull a derp.

by Jackson Blueboy April 6, 2015

Eurp a derp

Slang of stupid, or dumb.

Man he's such a eurp a derp

by Zwilliamb September 4, 2016

slurp or derp

Slurp or derp is commonly referred to as the opposite of split or swallow, commonly referred to in the lesbian community. Slurp is to swallow as derp is to spitting.

Does your girl slurp or derp?

by 9cubicfeetofwhateveryouwant February 28, 2017

King of Derp

KV-2

From hell does Stalin guide its shells once the King of Derp orders and enemy to shut up and die. It doesn't matter if the King is rolling or patiently aiming; Stalin's will is the only thing the KV-2 needs to TEAR NAZI TANKS APART.

by SomeStupidGuyBehindAComputer December 22, 2018

Derpherp derpshlurp derp herpcurpflurpburp

even bigger derp then the normal derp as they simply add more words that rymes with derp at the end

Derpherp derpshlurp derp herpcurpflurpburp

by #c#@$ April 17, 2019

King of Derp

Also known as the "Death Fridge," the KV-2. Approach at your own risk.

The king of derp, the one and only KV-2.

by The Daleks November 1, 2021

herp a derp

idk

my brother: herp a derp
me:wtf

by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX April 20, 2022