daisy

once upon a time they went up to a rose and asked her why do you have thorns and then the rose answered because i dont want anyone to touch me, then they went up to the daisy and asked why dont you have thorns and the daisy answered cause im a whore

thats such a daisy thing to do

by daisy123lolll July 14, 2024

daisy randone

a character from the movie girl, interrupted (1999)

“did you know that in the movie girl,interrupted daisy randone khs?!”

by anonymous July 31, 2024

DaishaSexual

A sexuality only created for J Tummy that consists of him only being attracted to the love of his life.

Girl: Hey you’re cute may I have your number?
J Tummy: fuck outta here, can’t you see i’m DaishaSexual?? you’re not her so buzz off

by PussySlayer23 August 2, 2024

Daisy

she my mama

daisy is my mama

by mooooooooomin February 16, 2024

Daisy

she my mama

daisy my mama

by mooooooooomin February 16, 2024

Dadisfied

When a Dad is pleased with the outcome of a project for his child.

Just changes the headlight bulbs in my son's car and they are so bright now, he is safer on the road. Feeling dadisfied.

by Smoov1 March 4, 2024

dadtism

Autistic traits or behavior specific to fatherhood

That’s the 3rd time Dad’s watched Happy Gilmore this week, I think he has dadtism.

Why is dad watching christmas vacation for the 100th time?
it’s dadtism, he can’t help it

by bk1rk March 15, 2024