crushed starfish

the anus, bunghole

yo, I had my thumb rubbin' on her crushed starfish.

by Lemur47 October 20, 2003

armpit crush

A strong urge to orally pleasure someone's armpit.

Dude had a serious armpit crush on her.

by BadRonald January 30, 2016

crushing the tomato

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an overweight woman.

Taking the virginity of an overweight woman.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally popped Becky's cherry last night.
Guy 2: Bro, Becky is like 250 pounds, you weren't popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.

by datmanydocris April 25, 2016

Friend crushed

An annoying event where a girl takes her friend's (your crush) phone and flirts with you (you are unaware that your crush isn't the one texting) seemingly giving you the opportunity to tell your crush that you like them back. However, your crush would then tell you that their friend took their phone.

Last night Tara said she wanted to fuck and I sent her a dick pic. It turns out that Tara's friend Lea was texting me so now I have to explain to Tara why I sent her my dick. Being friend crushed sucks

by latinojodido July 14, 2016

lesgirl crush

When a female obsesses on another females life so much...
Queistioning their sexuality big time!

Mary: Oh that lola is on fb saying this
And she on twitter saying this
And she on bebo sayin this
And she on MySpace saying this...

Anna: omg are you like...stalking her with that lesgirl crush talk?

Mary: yea the bitch is all that...I think about her 24/7 I Have a lesgirl crush!

Anna: wow girl you need rehab!

by raneat February 26, 2014

cold crushing

hard working, no time to rest nor chill.

kaitlyn has been on her cold crushing shit since day one!

by skippa da flippa . February 13, 2018

Crush the bill

Generate a large bill at a restaurant or bar, especially when someone else is paying.

We're going to crush the bill tonight when the boss takes us out for drinks

by TuffCrowd June 26, 2021