Cloud

Cloud = Complete Loss of User Data
Cloud computing is where one puts all one's eggs in someone else's basket. This now means that the cloud has you by the balls. The IT people you once employed are now too expensive to call as they have now all become freelance consultants.

Argh! Fucking cloud has gone down and the client can't access any of their data.

by SaltyKnob September 29, 2020

Brown cloud

The rancid invisible gas expelled from someone's arse when they fart.

I walked round to the next isle, right into some inconsiderate bastards brown cloud.

by Smellylittletoe October 18, 2017

National "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" Day (October 23rd)

If your friend has the nickname "Cloud", you get to smack them.

"Cloud" - hi
friend - guess what day it is
"Cloud" - what

oh shit
friend - its national "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" day (October 23rd)

by notkenzieee October 23, 2023

Laughing under the clouds

3 idiotic brothers are part of a somewhat Kumo family. There's this 'Orochi' meant to be snake thing that comes every idk 100 years??? There are always clouds until that Orochi is killed. blah blah blah they have to kill the vessel of the Orochi and Tenka Kumo (eldest brother of the Kumo family) was exposed to the 'vessel,' so he got sentenced to death. PLOT TWIST! Tenka Kumo is not dead. With the power of Buton idk??? Girl with sealing powers and another lover guy and the brothers fight together to seal the Orochi and boom, good ending.

Someone: "Wtf is 'Laughing under the clouds?'"
Me: "It's an underrated anime that YOU SHOULD WATCH!!!!"

by Yipsees!! September 24, 2023

white cloud hugger

A person that smokes so much meth aka dope , that it looks like they are hugging clouds all day.

Look at that white cloud hugger over there hugging the damn pipe

by Amberluvs2 February 8, 2015

Nostalgia Cloud

When your judgement is clouded purely because you have nostalgia about the topic at hand.

Person 1: "OMG Roblox is so trash old roblox had no online dating or cringe!!!!"
Person 2: "stfu your having a Nostalgia Cloud"

by AmongusGamer June 29, 2022

ninja clouding

when someone suddenly disappears so quickly that no one notices and everyone is so confused as to where or how that person left without any hint of them leaving. they've gotten so far away in such a short span of time its simply impossible for you not to have noticed and you wonder if secretly thye are ninjas.

you're talking to your friends and suddenly you look away and look back......there were seven of you three seconds ago....now where'd he go? your friend is ninja clouding on you

by ninja chik August 30, 2009