A Human chode

Is a person much wider than they are tall

Jack is A Human chode

by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021

chode

A Penis that looks like a water bottle cap.

Pluck the lint hairs of my chode, Britany!"

by cho-de April 18, 2003

Chode Smoker

One who acts proper and claims to be a civil, reasonable person. Also regards himself as an model human being, with proper and expensive attire. This person acts and looks as if they are perfect...just to make us assume that he does not have a dirty chode hiding in his pants..when truth be told...he does.

CALVIN acts like hes the hottest boi on the market,... when as it turns out hes a chode smoker..

by SAMcal May 24, 2007

chode face

one whose face resembles the area between the scrotum and ass

pretty much all of the citizens of Canada are chode faces

by Chodey McChode February 12, 2006

Choblesome

To be fooled by Grian in thinking the subject is word talking about

Your outfit Is very Choblesome

by BellGaming June 23, 2022

Chode

Fellow people,

Chode does not mean "a penis wider than it is long"
or "the skin between your sac and anus", you dumbasses.

Chode, as verified on Dictionary.com, is the past tense of Chide.

Chide means:
1. to express disapproval of; scold; reproach.
2. to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding.

1. Last night, I chode at his penis because it was too short and thick.

2. My teacher chode at me so hard at school yesterday, I almost shit myself.

3. I chode his chode with my chode because I can.

by theBESTLCK January 19, 2012

chode mites

hairy furry bugs that come from the chode (Chode:You ; )
these bugs may, will bite and eat your chode flesh so make shore to have your chode coverd at all times, if you may pich a tent while watching an intence porn you will die.

SHIT Raul you got your chode mites all over me!
Raul: If you didn't have such a chode you would'nt have that problem!

by Priscilla Platzer June 28, 2008