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Christmas Coochie

When a woman wears leggings and sweat pants for the cold months of the year, leaving her with a sweaty, smelly Christmas Coochie. (Because December is in the middle of the cold season.) This is the time of year when most women leave their sweet bush to grow free and sweat as it pleases.
"Dude, did you hear that girl at the party had a Christmas Coochie? It was rank!"
by CrackIsWackYo October 21, 2019
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The choochie inspector

Inspects the choochie of Every female in 200 miles
Oh god it’s the choochie inspector
by Bjaggi mix October 30, 2019
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slangs coochie

a girl that is easy to fuck or just likes to have hella sex
Hayden slangs coochie

Hayden hella slangs coochie
by Bigcocklatina21 December 1, 2019
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stardew coochie

A type of coochie a nigga can only hit while in the act of playing the game Stardew Vally with a female other. This type of coochie is often received from cutting off your friends and heavy simping. Not to mention defending the female when she is clearly any and every situation.
by Booty eater 223 April 2, 2020
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Shaken coochie syndrome

When you fuck a girl so hard she has to have surgery to untwist her organs and physical therapy because she lost feeling in her legs only for her to never fully recover and have to be in a wheelchair for a long ass time.
Larry once gave 20 girls shaken coochie syndrome in one night, he's my idol.
by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020
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BC Coochie Bong

A sexual act where the man packs a bowl of BC bud in the girls anal cavity. Keeping his lips fixated on her coochie, he burns the bud thoroughly. He then pulls out the butt plug bowl full of BC bud and inhales the smoke through her coochie and blows it into her mouth.
"Brad texted me asking to try the BC coochie bong, I had no idea what it was so I agreed. HOLY SHIT it was amazing though talk about pineapple express"
by tomkinahan June 12, 2020
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Hybrid Coochie

1. A nice ass coochie, sex with a hybrid coochie is comparable to stepping into a freshly bought Tesla. Great for the environment, and smells like new.

2. A synonym for bootyhole
1. Ex. Yo I heard Dave slid into Angelas hybrid coochie last night, he said she oxy cleaned it.

2. Ex. Charles put it in her hybrid coochie last night! This time is didn't smell like dish soap!
by Jyan The Prophet September 1, 2020
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