el candado

spanish for lock . Wich consists on folding your penis all the way back and insert it in your anus. As a lock would do .

Juan se hace el candado todos los dias

by cocu sc January 11, 2009

Canada's history

An sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley cup. Just as things are getting heavy, your partner Prorogues sex.

1. Ahh..Yeeess, now take the moos-
2. I'm sorry, but i've prorogued our love making.
1. What the fuck?
2. That's Canada's History for ya.

by Jesus nipples February 5, 2010

Canada

America's hat.

Person1: Where are you from?
Person2: Eh?
Person1: I said, where are you from?
Person2: Canada.
Person1: Ah, America's hat.
Person2: ...Eh?
Person1: Nevermind.

by EllyJ August 7, 2009

Candaceattitude

When one believes that stagulate is a word regardless of the the proof to the contrary that they are given.

Stagulate is not a word you just have candaceattitude

by Bob Knott August 9, 2004

Canada's History

An unusual sex act involving the penetration of the vagina or anus with a set of moose antlers covered in maple syrup. The excess syrup and bodily fluids are then caught in the Stanley Cup and recycled.

Dude, someone just sent me a picture of someone doing the Canada's History on some chick. Gross!

by someguy1234 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

a) A reverse Halifax Fudge Burger, except, after insertion, you pull out, and turn it into a Sloppy Dog Sled, then you grab an entire bottle of maple syrup, and squirt both the syrup and your semen into her hair.

b)The history of the large country tot he North of the United States.

I just read her all of Canada's History, if you know what I'm saying.

by Dirty Mounty February 4, 2010

canada's history

A sex act using moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. The antlers are placed on the Stanley cup in a see-saw fashion, and are then ridden with the antlers inserted into the rectums of those performing the act. The maple syrup is used as lubricant.

Roy and I tried out a Canada's history last night and boy is my rectum sore. And sticky.

by dyckie February 4, 2010