mongolian beef

Noun or verb
The act of a male attempting to insert his flacid member in an orifice (usu. a vagina) by clamping the penis at the base and stuffing

As a noun:
I couldn't get it up last night, so I just gave her the mongolian beef.

As a verb:
After ingesting mass amounts of liquor and uppers, Bob could only mongolian beef his girlfriend.

by Wikidick May 15, 2006

beef and broccoli

A song by Immortal Technique attacking vegetarians/vegans for ruthlessly pushing their agenda on others.

You know, I don't criticize people for eating moss, then don't open your fucking mouth about my food, man. I like beef and broccoli, motherfucker.

(from the song)

by www.AFTERTHOUGHT.cjb.cc December 6, 2006

Beef Curtain

A snowboarding grab in which the rider grabs heel edge with both hands in between the bindings while in the air. Same as two roast beefs.

Dude that Beef Curtain was so tight!

by madhatter951 August 17, 2012

Beef and Cheese

David Cole

Hey, Beef and Cheese

by Ryan Guthrie June 10, 2003

beef cunt

An extremly fat pussy that no one wants to hit because it is so beefy and un-atractive

yo that chick over there most have the worst beef cunt ive ever seen.

by jake and big al October 21, 2008

Beef Wellington

When a gentleman inserts his leg into a ladyfriend up to the knee.

The only acceptable time for a man to shave his legs is in preparation for a beef wellington

by Andy_Alphabitz August 14, 2009

grinding the beef

A masterbation technique used by accomplished women. Also a medical term for masterbating so much that the vaginal area becomes so deformed it looks like a plate of ground beef.

"Don't mind me, I'm just grinding the beef"

by BEEFGRINDER March 25, 2016