Alaskan Bear Child

The act of cutting open a bears stomach in Alaska and placing your sperm inside it, closing up the stomach, and waiting for a half bear half child to pop out.

Oh shit is that an Alaskan bear child

by Don Bruska February 16, 2017

Goat beard

Noun

A woman who has straight pubic hair, thereby resembling a goat's beard.

Synonyms: pubes, pubic hair.

#pubes #mons pubis #vulva #yoni

"My hair down there is so straight, it looks like a goat beard.

by Aurora Blew March 11, 2017

rusty bear

Angry old man

"Get off my lawn!" yelled the rusty bear.

by Rusty Bear June 15, 2017

happy bear

A bear you must befriend. You can drink tea with a happy bear, they are good for you and they are good for me.

A happy bear is a good bear, a good bear for tea. A good bear for me.

by LegendaryOwlCarnival July 17, 2017

zombie-beard

A combination of zombie apocalypse and neck beard. It it well known that neckbeards are obsessed with the collapse of society, so they fantasize about some kind of apocalypse. The thing is that most neck beards are either extremely over or underweight there for extremely unathlectic, so in the extremely unlikely events of an apocalypse they will most likely be the ones to die first for obvious reason. I’ll give them credit that they usually know a lot about survival, but that’s about it. There are three main reasons why they have this mindset.
1) They don’t have the social skills to fit into normal society

2) There are no marriage laws so they can force a fair maiden to court them and be some kind of white knight
3) They think their gonna be Rick Grimes from the Walking Dead or maybe even a Daryl, but in reality they’re most likely a Eugene

4) They think they will somehow out live all the athletes and chads
In the end why the hell would anyone want anything a horrible as some kind of apocalypse to happen. I mean seeing all your loved ones get eaten and die that’s just plain awful.

Yes people like this actually exist
Zombie-beard: I’m so ready for the apocalypse I have all my katanas and machine guns!
“Chad”: How will you outrun them? You’re 300lbs?
Zombie-beard: I won’t run like a coward I’ll kill them all! You ignorant simpleton!
“Chad”: Whatever man.
*zombie outbreak*
“Chad”: Oh shit! Run!
Zombie-beard: *gets eaten* AHHHHH! NO! THIS IS NOT HOW IT TURNS OUT IN MY THE WALKING DEAD FAN-FICTIONS MAGGIE WAS SUPPOSED TO LEAVE GLENN FOR A REAL GENTLEMAN LIKE MEEE!!1!
Maggie: Who is that guy?
Glenn: No idea

by Thequeenofbasicbitchery October 28, 2017

two bear mambo

Two strong adversaries engaged in a battle both will ultimately loose.

The senator realized he had no choice but to engage in the two bear mambo with his counterpart across the aisle.

by That’s what oasis February 13, 2018

kabooey bear

A cute gray, female cat, who loves you one second and trying to kill you the next.

She is a cute but deadly kabooey bear.

Friend: What happened to your face?
Me: My kabooey bear attacked me!!!!!!

by Dee Cline February 25, 2018