If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

by Public Enemy Number 42 May 03, 2008

Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich

noun.

pronunciation varies with dialect, enough by region to be mistaken for other sandwich legends.

Named after the pathetic Bow River that flows through Calgary, and the very unfortunate name slur used by stranded and bitter BC people, to describe the First Nations people who live on the paths near that river.

Features pineapples. Very famous in some circles.

Reportedly tastey and unhealthy.

Some Dude: "Have you ever heard of the Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich?"

Some other Dude: "No."

Original Dude: "You USELESS. Fucking shitbag."

by Looger November 22, 2009

floats the wrong way down the river

a phrase referring to someone who is either gay or a lesbian.

"Ellen floats the wrong way down the river"

by jeffey June 17, 2007

A Man Has Fallen into The River In LEGO City

Build the new rescue helicopter, HEY! Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline, lower the Stretcher, And make the rescue. The new emergency collection from LEGO CIty

A Man Has Fallen Into The River In LEGO City, Build the new rescue helicopter, HEY!

by hunterthebird February 27, 2020

A man has fallen into the river in lego city

HEY

A man has fallen into the river in lego city start the new rescue helicopter

by tonyt4 February 25, 2020

a man has fallen into the river in LEGO City

When a man has fallen into the river in LEGO City, it means somebody has trauma or PTSD of drowning.
Mostly used it people by the river

Guy 1: i have memories of a man has fallen into the river in LEGO City, its horrible man.
Guy 2: oh my....thats bad...
Guy 1: i cant get over it.

by RealRack February 08, 2020

brms (braden river middle school)

the best school in tha fukkin worldd; half the kids there chief and dip. its da best school and the girls are hott as fukk and like to get high also.

dude #1: d00d i just bought a g of dro ,lets skipp 7th period and we can get some other people to come.

dude #2: hellz yeahh d00d i got a can of dip that i got at mainstreet last nightt ;D

brms (braden river middle school)

by weedman941 November 09, 2009