bandit

a gay bitch thats fat eshit

bandit looks like a chicken pot pie

by Kozzau October 27, 2021

Toilet Bandit

Usually a crack head running around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for money to support their habit.

The Toilet Bandit struck again, the valves are gone!

by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021

Keister Bandit

During anal intercourse, the participant who gives rather than receives. Not a great name for your fantasy football team.

Don't drop the soap, because David is quite the keister bandit.

by Walter Babcock August 8, 2021

Bandit

Ooooooooohhhhhhh yeah
Ilittlebabismbaismisisimbaditaimoliondedabt

Uh, I say, uh
I don't need no molly to be savage, uh
When I'm on that molly, I feel savage, uh, uh
She the definition of a bad bitch
Stole her, I'm the definition of a bandit, uh, ayy
I don't need no molly to be savage, uh, ayy
But when I'm on the molly, I feel savage
Ayy, my girl the definition of a bad bitch
Stole her heart, I'm the definition of a bandit

I'm a definition of a bandit.

by KKSlurr August 22, 2022

Tasty kake bandit

Aiden

“Have you heard of the tasty kake bandit?”
“Aiden UnknitBubbles”

by TheGrozzlyBear August 31, 2022

The tasty kake bandit

A sneaky little boi with a mustache And a itty-bitty goatee Who loves his tasty cakes yummy yummy yummy

“Hey boss what happened to all the tastykakes”
“Oh god oh god we got hit by the dastardly the Tasty kake bandit.oh no he must’ve waddled away with them“
“Ong?”

by TheGrozzlyBear August 31, 2022

boohoo bandit

Someone who can often be seen at parties wearing boohoo.com clothing. This person is very stylish due to the varied refreshing affordable stylish catalog of boohoo.com

That's Ashley, he is really a boohoo bandit!

by bigdpurpletip September 12, 2022