Maria

The name ‘Maria’ is the most common name for cougars and older women who date young men. Their curly hair and bubbly personality make them perfectly equip to snatch up young, mostly ginger, short men.

Have you seen Ron Weasley’s new girlfriend? She’s nearly 30! She is such a Maria...

by Anonymoossse November 22, 2021

maria

she loves reggie

“do you know maria?”
“yeah she’s the one in love with reggie”

by cupcakelover18367229 May 5, 2025

Maria

Maria is a popular person. She has a friendly and approachable personality. She has a close knit friend group. She loves her family very much. She is a passionate and determined person.

Maria won another race for the school!

by Abby loves her friends July 5, 2023

Maria

A bitch

Maria is a bitch

by C'mon bro July 13, 2022

Maria

Maria is so cool and pretty. Also funny man. She can always lift the mood by just walking in the room. She might be quite but when she gets used to you she’ll talk and it’s so fun to listen.

Person1: “Have you talked to Maria yet”
Person2: “ yes I always talk to Maria, I love Maria”

by AnaisZoo November 24, 2022

Maria Ines

Maria Ines is a great friend. She probably has a long term boyfriend named Mateo. She is funny and never shuts up. She is good at socializing and dresses like a grandma. Has curly dark hair and is very dramatic.

Maria Ines is mad again....
Oh yes, Mateo's girlfriend Maria Ines.

by raccoonattack November 22, 2021

Maria phobic

When you have no brain cells and don’t listen to Maria.

“I’m not letting you use my d!ck for experiments”
There maria phobic.

by Idespiseyou April 16, 2022