Brute Force Blumpkins

a group of mythical creatures that only few men get to experience that ride fast on motorcycles

Those Brute Force Blumpkins we’re flying on their bikes.

by Bent-it April 18, 2022

Gentleman’s Blumpkin

When a man gives his girlfriend a kiss while she pees

Hey babe! Open the door! Let me give you a gentleman’s blumpkin!

by OfficialJKitty April 30, 2023

Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are on the toilet taking a shit while giving a blowjob to your cousin.

My mom walked in on me giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin, I wasn't invited to Easter that year.

by mommysmilk April 18, 2021

Cyber Blumpkin

The act of receiving cunnilingus or felatio while playing video games.

Last night I was receiving a cyber blumpkin from some noob, so I grabbed a keyboard, wrapped my arms around their back, and proceeded to play SWTOR for the next 15 minutes.

by JaemX December 13, 2012

Dunkin blumpkin

When you are getting head while you take a shit on the toilet your nuts get warm from the saliva and hang mighty close to the water any sudden movement can can cause a dunkin blumpkin ( freshly dunked nuts)which becomes more common as we get older.

your honor in my defense, I couldn't get oral sex at home while blasting a dookie, a public bathroom was my only other option. For I have recently been the victim of a dunkin blumpkin

by Heavy D Dingleberry January 24, 2016

Dunkin' Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin while in a Dunkin' Donuts Franchise.

Friend#1: "Dude, I heard that Jim was at Dunkin Donuts the other day and had to shit. After he went in some slut followed him and gave him a blumpkin in there"!

Friend#2: "Yeah dude, I was there! He totally got a Dunkin' Blumpkin".

by Hairydingle February 03, 2011

The Splashing Blumpkins

This is just what I call The Smashing Pumpkins, I think it’s funny.

The Smashing Pumpkins? More like The Splashing Blumpkins, ammirite?

by thesplashingblumpkins June 06, 2021