September 4

National girlfriend has to say yes to everything day. Use this wisely boys ;)

Man: Get over and get on top of me.
Woman: Really babe? You know I like bottom.

Man: Too bad! It’s September 4 - national girlfriend has to say yes to everything day!

by Yuhboy helping u out September 4, 2020

Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996

A man who is clearly Epic and without his existence mankind would completely lose equilibrium and homeostasis for all things living would simply stop, halt, and die out in a nuclear failure.

Man 1: Gee did you see Ryan Porter got sick?
Man 2: Oh no I hope he odes not die that would be bad, we'd all die!
Man 1 : We better write him a get well card!
Man 2: He is The one and only Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996

by Tyler Sharkey October 22, 2011

September 23rd

September 23 is national bisexual visibility day

September 23rd is for the bi’s and the baddies

by minecraft whore April 9, 2020

September 6

September 6 is when you paint a painting 🖼

Paint a painting on September 6

by Unknown 🤠 February 19, 2021

September 5

September 5 is national kid day!
To celebrate kids all over the world from all different ages,
most parents like to spoil their kids because it’s nice

every once and a while. About 30 years ago

September 5 was voted national kid day

when a parent spoke up about celebrating

her kids for starting school

Kid:National Kid day!
Mom: Honey, no-
Kid: c’mon please?
Mom:Well it can’t hurt to celebrate your preserverance
September 5th: a date

by Lexithedumbestbee August 5, 2021

september

september is the month where the hottest ppl are born. lol get wrecked noobs

wow september is the month where all the hottest ppl are born!!!1!11!!

by vvmoneybucksx November 2, 2019

September 17 2002

A day in which, will live in infamy

“You guys remember what happened on September 17 2002 right?”
“No.”
“Dear God...”

by The Big Toast October 11, 2020