you're such a smugler

Used when a person brings something illegal/weird to class

s: what is that?
j: mango with salt.
s: omg you're such a smugler!

by janeyasher June 3, 2019

You're Built Like a Mormon

You have the body of a Mormon

My dick physically slipped and you're built like a Mormon.

by Prokaryote vs Eukaryote October 12, 2019

You're bro's a hose.

It is a literary term used to burn someone hotter than my mixtape. This term ascends beyond things like "Your mom gay" or "Your daddy a lesbian." I did it to my friend once. My friend has level 2 cancer.

Friend:"Wanna get a pizza?"
You:"You're bro's a hose."
Friend: *Dies

by Train Tracks May 14, 2018

It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30

Something to shout at males (usually) who exhibit creepy stalker-like behaviour around women (usually). This sleazy voyeuristic behaviour tends to happen in places and cultures where everyday interaction between the sexes is limited, actively encouraging the hunter/prey dynamic (following women, cat-calling, peeping tom behaviour, even assault). Frustrated males resort to even using technology to spy on females (telephoto lenses, mobile phones, drones etc), all the while blaming women for "limiting the supply of sex" or simply "asking for it!"

I see you leering at me and snapping pictures with your phone! It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30 - it's YOU!

by kapweeng April 14, 2018

Wait... You're Single?

A common question that girls or boys would ask the opposite sex when they find out this answer.

Wait... You're Single? I didn't know that.

by Bob Chum Person April 21, 2018

You're fucking fucked

An exclamation used when an individual informs another as to the dire state of their current existence.

The additional superlative is used when the statement, "you're fucked" does not adequately describe the situation.

The phrase has originated from Australia, circa 20th century.

Oi Matt, you're fucking fucked!

by DiiWhizDan December 31, 2017

You're dide

A man commonly named Bradon, who has great taste in anime and is tough, and will kill you!!!

Shit it's you're dide he will kill us better RUNNN!!!

by Sir. Zen May 1, 2018