A chromosomal disorder when each time you like a new girl, a new penis grows out of your scrotum. This allows you to have sex with all your crushes at the same time.
It's going to be a nightmare when you put a guy with polypenis syndrome into a room full of hot chicks.
by Ploopy cereals May 17, 2017
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Julia: "Ugh Ryan hasn't text me at all today"
Stefani: "Julia it's only 10 am"
Julia: "Well he posted a snapchat so I know he is awake!"
Stefani: "OMG you have boyfriend syndrome"
Julia: "FML OMG I dooooo"
Stefani: "Julia it's only 10 am"
Julia: "Well he posted a snapchat so I know he is awake!"
Stefani: "OMG you have boyfriend syndrome"
Julia: "FML OMG I dooooo"
by EllaElla October 27, 2017
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all you can think of is cait
there's cait instead of brain
you're addicted to cait
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you're addicted to cait
by hornybrah April 21, 2021
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Gone too soon
Gone too soon
by Herry Stim July 21, 2018
Get the Fieldys Syndrome mug.an incurable disease which causes a person to have the inability to keep something to ones self, a talker, blabber mouth
this person usually seems friendly nice and trustworthy, is very easy on the eye and uses this to their advantage.
this person will lure you in til you give them juicy gossip and secrets and tell you to your face over and over '' your secret is safe with me'' or ''don't worry i wont tell anyone''
this person is also the type of person once you sleep with them or have any type of sexual contact with them as soon as they leave they will pick up their phone n tell your business to the next person.
CAUTION: when dealing with these types of people it can be heartbreaking, embarrassing, upsetting, and reputation breaking
ANY PERSON SUFFERING FROM lagoa syndrome IS NOT MARRIAGE, BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND, OR UNDERCOVER bedbuddy MATERIAL ... IT WILL BACKFIRE IN YOUR FACE
this person usually seems friendly nice and trustworthy, is very easy on the eye and uses this to their advantage.
this person will lure you in til you give them juicy gossip and secrets and tell you to your face over and over '' your secret is safe with me'' or ''don't worry i wont tell anyone''
this person is also the type of person once you sleep with them or have any type of sexual contact with them as soon as they leave they will pick up their phone n tell your business to the next person.
CAUTION: when dealing with these types of people it can be heartbreaking, embarrassing, upsetting, and reputation breaking
ANY PERSON SUFFERING FROM lagoa syndrome IS NOT MARRIAGE, BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND, OR UNDERCOVER bedbuddy MATERIAL ... IT WILL BACKFIRE IN YOUR FACE
No secret is safe with any person who suffers from Lagoa Syndrome.
my all time crush and i finally hooked up and the very next day everyone knew about it... i think he suffers from lagoa syndrome!
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my all time crush and i finally hooked up and the very next day everyone knew about it... i think he suffers from lagoa syndrome!
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by scorncadet July 1, 2011
Get the Lagoa Syndrome mug.The act of Jeff Kaplan (Creator of Overwatch) playing a game of Overwatch and getting mad at a character and nerfing them until they're useless or unbalanced. This also can be applied to Jeff Kaplan buffing a character (Moira) or not balancing a character (Tracer)...
Seagull: Great, Jeff has another case of "Kaplan Syndrome"
Custa: Again? What'd he do this time?
Seagull: He nerfed Mercy and Genji, again...
Custa: Great.
Custa: Again? What'd he do this time?
Seagull: He nerfed Mercy and Genji, again...
Custa: Great.
by theblackjack2003 May 13, 2018
Get the Kaplan Syndrome mug.When someone is extremely afraid of masturbation. This is in reference to the founder of Kellogg's cereal because he thought that corn flakes would stop masturbation, thought that circumcision was a cure for many unrelated diseases, thought that pain killer sure not be used in circumcision so that it would be like a punishment, and often burned the clitoris.
-I think my parents have Kellogg Syndrome. They walk in on me and lost their minds!
- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!
- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!
by tyster_gunner June 5, 2017
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