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Kinky Wagon

A sex act consisting of two or more bearded men engaging in rear-entry penetration in or on an early 1990s Chevrolet Caprice station wagon.
Jose: I’m looking to spice up our sec life, mi amor.

Andy: Guess who just bought a Chevy Caprice wagon!

Together in unison: KINKY WAGON!!

Andy: Oof, that hurts, but I like it.

Caprice Wagon: Toot toot!
by Wagon enthusiast March 3, 2022
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Potato wagon

This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this.

Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
*In a setting where children are present*

Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”

Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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cheese wagon

You ride the cheese wagon to school?! Don't you have your own car?
by Danny Boyz March 9, 2016
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Wagon

The thickest, fattest, dump truck ass.
Them: hey did you see Josh?
You: yeah he has a big ol' wagon. He needs a license for that thing.
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Mike Wagon

That one guy in your friend group who keeps referring to “cabbage” until he gets one of the homies to laugh.
“Dude, when will Mike Wagon stop talking about cabbage??”
by msmithrealty6969 January 5, 2024
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Spic wagon

A slang term for a landscaping truck
"I saw a spic wagon on my way to work yesterday"
by Suckercuck March 16, 2020
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Feed The Wagon

To insert ones penis into a woman's vagina.
George: Did you and Stacy hang out last night?

Bob: Yes we did.

George: Did you feed the wagon?

Bob: Yes the Wagon was well that night, try it out sometime.
by feed the wagon August 16, 2012
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