nasty witch

Madonna, according to Michael Jackson

'I think afterwards she wrote some mean things about me in the press and I said that she's a nasty witch.'
Michael Jackson

by MGfunnhJ March 26, 2017

sloopy witch

A slight offset of the term "stupid bitch" sounding more appeasing to the ear. Ones face can also become sloopy, as if their face is drooping down & their eyeballs seem to fall off their face.

"Get over here you sloopy witch!"
"The man who's face was ripped off by chimpanzees, he now looks like a sloopy witch."

by The sloop god April 12, 2017

ebay witchhunting

(verb) the action of searching for something on eBay and continuing to search for the item at the lowest price and distance possible

I went eBay witchhunting to try to find a Nintendo Switch for $200.

by UrbanCommision April 23, 2017

dizzy witch

Certifiable crazy person

She thought I would fall for all her nonsense, the dizzy witch!

by JAR2JAR19 May 30, 2017

Ditch witch

A woman who enjoys anally penetrating her male sexual partners.

Derek had discovered pegging, and was on the lookout for a ditch witch to do him right.

by bringshomethebroccoli April 19, 2018

Salem Witch Trail

A act of hanging your significant other and fucking them while you pretend to be possesed.

Do not try at home

"Dude, i Salem Witch Trailed that bitch so hard last night that she almost didn't make it"

by You're Magically Delicious February 19, 2018

Waste Witch

A woman that is really into recycling.

She's the offices' Waste Witch.

by G1G1 November 22, 2018