Trump

An entertaining guy, but he's never going to realize what an asshole he is. No wonder he has aides.

Trump- I didn't think I was being an asshole, I thought I was doing a good job.
Trump aide- Trust me sir, you were an asshole. That's what I'm here for sir.

by Solid Mantis March 27, 2021

Trump

The man who down right got to business and fixed the country. He won the election in 2020 but then had it robbed from him because the liberals decided to throw fits and cheat because the couldn’t let themselves be run by a smart no nonsense leader who knows what he’s doing.

Trump was the reason america was great

by Ethan conry April 1, 2021

Trump

A small turd that defies the laws of gravity via stubbornly adhering to the anus.

I sat for 45 minutes doing Kegal exercises trying to extricate a Trump, but it wouldn’t let go.

by Moishe Tannenbaum January 17, 2020

Trump

A giant piece of dog shit.

My dog just took a huge trump.

by VKucci May 27, 2020

Trump

To pass wind out of the anus

British slang in long term use (ie well before the USA elected a president of the same name)

That was a bad trump.

Your just full of trumps today

by tormec February 29, 2020

Trump

A large, orange, unattractive man with tiny hands who often uses those little sticky fingers to pick and eat boogers, after a BigMac eating binge.

Wow, I can’t believe how much food I ate today. I feel all gross, bloated and like trump.

by MeMememe2477 March 14, 2020

trump

to lie (verb)

“Did you take $50 from my wallet? Don’t trump. I want to know.

by parnelli 22 March 18, 2020