by AltyWalty October 11, 2020
Someone who relies on caffeine in the morning in order to wake up/be reasonable; someone who can’t function without caffeine.
by Djnyancatz June 29, 2021
A man who holds a chair with his left leg, and then says his wife that he threw a chair at his son, and then headbutts his wife.
Oh my god! My dad is suck a cuck duckier because i have a plastic chair, i think i should break up with him!
by xX 44100 Xx March 22, 2021
when a member of the hindu community sucks the foreskin straight off of a muslim while his cousin (wife) watches and vigorously goons to the sighting while curry pumps out of the shaft of the cock
by tinglytiptoucher December 09, 2024
A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
by GarMic October 09, 2023
A game played by someone who continues a pattern of getting cucked. Only to get so shocked they want to die. Only to repeat the cycle, as it is a very addictive game.
by Dustie567 July 13, 2022
When someone is on the receiving end of ordering a crap meal (worst thing on the menu) and the rest of the table is enjoys their delicious food. All the while they sit and watch a their friends enviously like a cuckold.
Eddie sat and watched while his compatriots enjoyed their beautiful meals. He unfortunately had ordered the blt that the kitchen had not even bothered to put bacon on. In that moment he had been food cucked.
by Sushidushi August 21, 2021