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No Slitting of Throats Day

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.
A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.
by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023
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throat boarding

When a male sits their partner down and urinates and ejaculates into his partners mouth while trying not to vomit
That throat boarding last night was so sick!

Please throat board me!
by That e Sex bandit September 4, 2022
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Booler’s throat

When you have been partying/boiling too hard, such as vaping, smoking weed, or drinking too much, and your throat starts hurting. Commonly mistaken for being sick.
I went out last night drinking and vaped a lot, then came back and smoked weed and now I have booler’s throat.
by Collegedummy420 September 24, 2022
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Throat Pied

When a Robert blasts a load on a Garah’s throat!!! Like a cream pie but for the tonsils
Garah got throat pied by Robert!
by Dirty Deedsy June 5, 2024
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Throat goat

by Throwthatahhboaaa September 3, 2023
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Throat princess

A girl who can give bomb head. Don’t underestimate her. She’s a expert.
Person #1: How good is your head game?

Person #2: I am a throat princess. 😉
by @cajanpowder April 20, 2021
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con throat

When your mouth breathing at any large convention causes you to catch a viral infection.
Journalist: “why are you wearing a mask in here are you afraid to show your face?”

Attendee:” no, I just don’t want con throat”
by Social_distance March 4, 2025
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