Pool noodle

Snake in disguise

Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?

by boomer inc. August 14, 2021

pooling

1. (verb) To scroll so long your brain seems to leak out through your ears and lay in a damp pool around you.

2. (noun) pooler

Tone is usually self-depricating or mildly derogatory.

1. Guys I'm pooling right now.
1. He's been pooling for hours...one of us should say something, right?
1. Stop pooling you need to lock-in!

2. He's actually such a pooler.

by Squid_girl2 June 3, 2025

Chlamydia pool party

When you and your ex are having sex with each other and also other people

I don’t know if I can have sex with her anymore man she’s having a chlamydia pool party

by NothinbutAsh February 22, 2020

Abbi Poole

shes a loving person who will give you all of her heart and she will do anything for who she loves.

abbi poole is so loving

by Abbi poole January 8, 2022

Lybian pool party

Armed militiamen celebrating the occupation of an embassy by jumping into the pool there from the roof.
Or any foreign policy fiasco like that, really.

We better be careful how we leave Afghanistan, or it could turn into a total Lybian pool party over there!

by Eternal Wisdom July 14, 2018

Memphis Pool Party

When everybody jumps in the pool (preferably fully clothed) one after the other in a line

“Yo let’s get a Memphis Pool Party going at the neighboring beach club.”
“Yeah hahaha they’re gonna be so pissed.”

by Capybullshit June 12, 2022

jewel pool

The pooling of male or female ejactulation in a body contour that holds such pooling.
or (jism)

Jim: "Dude, you should have seen my Jewel Pool I left in Sarah's mouth."
Peter: "Oh yeah, I used the pull-out method on Jenny, and made a jewel pool in her belly button."

by Chi McGee February 23, 2014