Rita’s ex

Imagine being a mf who has so much ego, to the point that u think ur exs would never get iver u. Nd say rumors about someone cuz ur ego got hurt. Imagine making yolos talking shit, and then acting njce in the replies. Imagine making weird ass yolos To gain ur ego by any mean. Imagine being a 5’4 boy. Lastly, imagine trying so hard to make someone jealous cuz u did smth reattded and expect them to be jealous and when they aren’t, u get weirded out cuz ur ego is so massive

Yoooo that’s a 5’4 man with an ego with shit yolos, that must be Rita’s ex

by Corna124 October 2, 2020

Ex-holes

An Ex partner that is also an asshole.

I have dated a lot of ex-holes in my life.

by PurpleHaze777 April 20, 2021

Ex

My ex alana
The queen of hell
That’s really it

Fuck you I hate you

My ex Alana blackmailed my ass 9 times in a row and won’t stop talking about me

by Bassproshophat November 14, 2023

pathed-ex

Awaiting a fed-ex package that arrives later than you wish comes from pathed-ex.

I am anxiously awaiting a package from fed-ex. It must be coming from pathed-ex.
The Christmas gifts you sent have not arrived yet. Did you send them by pathed-ex?

by kymnasium January 8, 2009

Ex are ATE

A club for homosexuals.

Free and Woggy are my heros, i really belong in Xr8. Fancy a threesome?

by Xr8 Fanboy February 15, 2003

ex named francisco

Your worst ex! Doesn’t know how to act nor how to use his fingers! Is also seemingly dating his sister.

friend: do you have an ex named francisco?
you: yes! how did you know?

friend: let me take you to therapy!

by a traumatised ex January 3, 2024

EX

A person you deiced to date WHEN you was DUMB AS HELL

X: YOU SEEN DAT NIGGA OVER THERE?

Y: OMG THATS MY EX...DUCK HOE

by JUSTANOTHERBBLPRINCESS March 14, 2025