ex named francisco

Your worst ex! Doesn’t know how to act nor how to use his fingers! Is also seemingly dating his sister.

friend: do you have an ex named francisco?
you: yes! how did you know?

friend: let me take you to therapy!

by a traumatised ex January 04, 2024

ex friend

everyone

“John why would you let ex friend see my nudes”

by rocker111 August 26, 2023

NJO H EX X

Josh's last words after being arrested for debt, being a pedophile and being in the Shotasome GC.

Theory by Natsume_666 / Eden: NJO H EX X means no s*x, meaning he was h*rny but got arrested before he could m*sturb*t*.

''Remember Josh's last words?''
''NJO H EX X ? Yes, it was inspiring..''

by axel^_^ April 09, 2023

ex malis eligere minima

Between two bads,we choose the lesser one.(the minimum bad)

He had two options:getting a bad grade or an absence at school.Ex malis eligere minima.

by The Persian King November 11, 2015

.exe creepypasta

if it exists, there’s an .exe creepypasta of it. NO EXPECTIONS!

I swear i saw Bob make an .exe creepypasta of himself!

by nutsacktickler69 May 19, 2024

his ex

His ex is something that should have never happened. It’s a mistake that is so horrible.

Hey did you see his ex?
I KNOW it’s embarrassing.

by gremlin killed January 16, 2024

Ex-Kristin

A crazy-ass bitch that doesn't appreciate love, family, children or pets.

That Ex-Kristin left her husband after 12yrs. That man gave her everything. They were married in Hawaii! She told him she was leaving 3 days before their babies 1st birthday. Now she's out doing some loser that she works with. WTH?

by WebNinja February 08, 2011