Wide Ethan

A slang term for “morbidly obese”

Dang, he’s pretty Wide Ethan.

by Expand Man May 12, 2021

Ethan is a bitch

Fuck you bitch Ethan nick and me are gonna eat your legs

Person 1:yooo fuck you wait can we agree that Ethan is a bitch
Person2:yeah let’s go eat some legs he’s gonna shit his pants

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Ethan weathers

A gay fucktard that everybody likes but is just a stupid annoying piece of shit that makes life miserable

Bro whyd u have to do that? That is such a Ethan weathers thing to do to someone you dick

by Dominic Awurum June 6, 2020

ethan lingle

A nice hardy honest Boy Scout, who plays zoo craft and can’t see 5 feet in front of him, he also slide tackles his best friend into bus stairs.

Yo Ethan Lingle want to play some zoo craft then maybe bang?

by ThirstyThurston September 23, 2019

Ethan Gershonne

Ethans are some of the sweetest people you will ever meet. He is caring, loyal, trusting, smart, funny, talented, cute and overall amazing. He has the cutest laugh and a smile that will make your day. He will always be there to cheer you up when you're sad and keeps you motivated on getting better and being the best version of yourself. Although he is kinda blind since he can't see how beautiful he truly is, he will never hurt you and will always try to make things right if he thinks he did. He will always stick up for you and then flex about his 107% on his math test. Anyone would be so lucky to have an Ethan in their life, especially if it's Ethan Gershonne. If you know Ethan Gershonne, then you're either one very lucky or very unlucky fella. You either know him because he's the best person you have ever met or because you did something bad to someone he cares about. If you meet an Ethan make sure to be kind and get to know him because he will be the most heart warming person you will ever meet. (He also gives great hugs)

Ethan Gershonne makes the best Alfredo pasta:)

by aganus April 1, 2023

Ethan Parsons

Hardcore Destiny 2 player. Top 100 in the world and hardcore speedrunner. Super hard to get him off the game and constantly rages due to the fact that he can't aim. He punches his monitor constantly.

Guy 1: "Holy shit this guy just beat the world record"
Guy 2: "Oh no its just Ethan Parsons destroying another record"
Guy 3: "Amen"

by reddoe January 18, 2023

Ethan Draws

A drawing YouTuber.

Ethan Draws draws.

by Dragonknight816 September 11, 2020