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when kaylees brain doesn’t function
kaylees brain no worky
by 8473)38494 December 17, 2021
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Brain-fucker

A propagandist. Drawn from the Russian term pronounced (loosely) as "maz-guy-ope", a brain-fucker is one who tries to fool his(her) listeners with: (1) emotional rhetoric that contain few (if any) facts, (2), conspiracy theories and accusations against opponents that are not supported by evidence, (3) arguments that opponents are members of "discredited" groups (i.e. globalists, liberals, racists, etc.)
I don't listen to talk radio. Most off those guys are brain-fuckers.
by Dr Wierdsmith December 14, 2019
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Nappy brain

When your brains all funky.
You got a right nappy brain
by Hacker #14 June 19, 2018
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Bastard Brain

This illness takes over the brains of gamers and reduces them into absolute bastards.
Gamer 1:"Mike has been feeding and flaming his adc non stop.
Gamer 2:"He has been playing league of legends for way too long and his brain has devolved into the one a bastard brain would have."
by IIm not gay kay? May 9, 2020
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Owen brain

Owen brain is a very special type of brain that only one person known has. The person, Owen, always acts so dumb in many situations and says things unrelated to what is being said. Other symptoms of Owen brain is baldness and excessive disturbance to people but scientists still have not been able to study it or find the cause or reason for it.
Why is this guy saying this, oh right its his Owen brain
by THE GOATTTTT May 4, 2023
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Bro Brain

An extremely communicable disease found in hat stores catering only to the finest bro headwear and other bro paraphernalia. More severe cases include the addition of bright and oversized headphones to secure the diseased hat and transmit the illness to others. The physical manifestations of this disease lead to the patient's head tilting back and chin pointing in the air, like they just don't care.

Symptoms of this disease include but are not limited to:
-a sudden repulsion of women and female themed items
-unruly and overgrown hair on or around the neck
-attempts to "bro out" with other males (regardless of species)
-secludes self in a place referred to as a "man cave"
-loud proclamations of friendliness to women (since it conflicts with the first symptom, it creates confusion for the friends and family of the affected)

To avoid this disfiguring disease, keep an eye out for hat stores with overt bro symbols and customs (such as hats up to the ceiling and bright stickers on the bill of the hat). Also, never trade hats with someone exhibiting these symptoms due to the highly contagious nature of Bro Brain.

Cures for this affliction are being researched, however at this time no cure or vaccine is available.
"Oh dear, that poor young man seems to have caught bro brain."
"Well darn! My date started out friendly, but then I noticed the hair growths around his neck, bro customs, the frathole shirt, and knew he had Bro Brain."
by hydra-phobia August 29, 2015
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Rockville Brain

Rockville Brain is basically a hangover but with added cloudiness of the mind. Your thoughts are blurred to the point of delirium and everything aches. All followed after attending Florida’s biggest, 3 day, outdoor rock festival

Attributes to increase Rockville Brain
•Too much sun
Too much alcohol
•Too much walking
•Too much dancing
•Too much screaming/yelling
•Excessive headbanging
•Excessive crowdsurfing
•Excessive moshing

=Rockville Brain
Yo, what day is it today? This Rockville brain got me throwed.
by Nesiangirl May 31, 2018
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