Moist Richard

Moist Richard is your average cheese smelling mall Santa. He is so fat that he cannot see his own penis. We call him moist Richard because he sweats wen taking more than three steps , making his pubes moist and sticky. He has no job except the part time mall Santa job where he asks kids to play tug of war with his pubes.

John :Omg George the fat fuck is such a moist Richard.

Kevin: I know

John: hey George do you have a big black cock

George: dude I’m a stinky white fella

by Edwardcockhands November 28, 2023

Richard

A fuckin goofy with no hoes

“I cant stand that nigga”
“Fr he’s such a fuckin Richard”

by Mr. Keylo July 20, 2022

Richard's Penis

Not there

you have a Richard's Penis

by BallForLifeGoCavaliers December 13, 2016

Richard Sleeve

An eloquent term for condom, combining the long version of Dick and a function of the device, often used in public situations where an individual is not quite comfortable saying condom in such a setting, while still getting the point across

John: Babe, we can't do anything tonight until I get a Richard Sleeve

by thatonedudeintheback April 18, 2021

Richard Russillo

Richard is so gay. he loves jenna and penis. he sucks at quarterback and lax. he has an andriod rn.

Yo whattup
shut up richard russillo

by richaerdrussilloissupergay May 15, 2019

Richard

Dick

“It literally just means dick.” Richard means dick

by Bro has zero rizz frfr November 22, 2022

Richard

Richard likes to play his recorder and sit in the corner.

Richard made a song it goes like this:

"MY NAMES RICHARD AND IM SITTIN IN THE CORNER"

by CH33S3E@T3R69 June 29, 2023