Eagle

(noun): The ultimate product of natural selection, a premium specimen who outperforms others and generally wins at life.

Synonyms: Winner, Conqueror

Antonym: Loser, Pigeon

"I read people for a living, I'm a mutherfuckin' EAGLE!"
"Look at those Walmart Pigeons, I go to Farm Boy 'cause I'm an Eagle"

by andyt09 December 6, 2022

War Cam Eagle

A saying used by drunk fans who support a team that pays players. Usually uttered by rednecks who hardly know what a "National Championship" is.

Drunk Man: War Cam Eagle! *scratches butt*
Bama Fan: *sigh* If only those Auburn fans could get a hold of some class....

by 13 Championships December 31, 2010

triple screaming eagle

A sexual act in which there are three women sprawled out on the floor in a "Y" formation. There are five guys per girl; one underneath with his penis in the anus, one above with his penis in the mouth, one below with his penis in the vagina, and two on either side getting handjobs. Each man beside a woman is getting a double handjob from both women on his left and right. While the man above and below are high fiving. Super American.

Tom: Man, I'm so glad that we performed a triple screaming eagle instead of just a screaming eagle last night!
Matt: Betty, Bess, and Candy sure aren't!

by The Golden Coastie October 29, 2017

david eagle

Afraid people won’t respect his property and claims he’s “tired” of bashes.

“I’m just not in the mood for it” -david eagle

by Poop suck March 23, 2022

Chapin Eagle

A species of bird whose habitat is along the shores of Lake Murray in South Carolina. Their nests are made of spare $100 bills from their father’s wallet. They’re known to not live past 18 years old because of the fact they realIze all of their lives they’ve lived off of daddy’s money and juul pods. A very arrogant, and frail species.

synonyms: Chach, Prettyboy, Irrelevant

“Chapin Eagles lose to Dutch Fork Silver Foxes 86-0, I think we all know they should stick to 4A.”

by YourMomLovesDis September 23, 2018

True Eagle

The best energy drink on the market! 47/50 people prefer True Eagle Energy over Monster and Red Bull in a blind taste test.

Delicious and philanthropic! 10% of their proceeds go to the Folded Flag Foundation.

Hey, if you're looking for an American energy drink that's actually good tasting, you should try True Eagle!

by TheEegs February 7, 2020

spread eagle cross the block

Made popular by the death grips song under the same name
meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"

skater dude 1 "yo bro you saw that dumbass crash balls first onto that rainbow rail?"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"

by Cotardsyndromer April 27, 2024