April 30

Be dumb as hell today because why not. Hehehhee

“Why” “because you killed my dog” “who killed your dog?” “You” “why?” “OH MY GOD” “why?”
Be dumb on April 30 because why not😀

by Cheese balls 101 April 30, 2022

30 september

If you are a girl your male friend must receive a picture of you

:do you know what today is?
:No? what's today?
:it's 30 september you know what that means
:oh I forgot! I'll send one now

by Popper177 September 29, 2022

September 30

September 30th is international day of sleeping only in underwear. Best way to celebrate it is to invite somebody to your house and let them sleep with you.

Girl: Why are you only in underwear?
Boy: It's September 30th, you should be too.

by Mastek September 30, 2022

September 30

Nation kiss Emiliano on the lips day

E: why did u just kiss me bro
J: Chill its september 30th

by mcswagmoneyballer September 30, 2022

30 on 30

im goin 30 on 30 on 30 on 30 on 30 on 30 on 30 on 30 on 30 on 30 on 30 on 30 on 30 on 30 on 30 on 30 on 30 on 30 on 30 on 30 on 30 on 30 on 30 on 30 on 30 on 30 on in the trap house i stay too stury something something 2x2 hellcat go fast foh by foh bentley truck let them choke on the gas im only 16 with big dreams

jit: bussdown rollie avalanche

git: yeah my old bitch average

jit: its my first time rappin it

git: i might go retarded shi- bro dont say that

jit: fuck your dad

jit: IM GOIN 30 ON 30 ON 30

by BhigKok6942091166669696967inch October 1, 2022

Personal 30

A 30 rack of beers that your gonna kill all by your self.

Freind : Yo how many beers do you want for the darty today.

Me: Imma just grab a personal 30 for the day.

by SoCoolAndRaftus October 20, 2022

December 30

National angry mom day
On December 30th every mother is mad at their children for no reason

*December 29*
Kid - mom can I meet up with my friends tomorrow?
Mom- Yes ofc

*December 30*
Kid- Im going now bye!
Mom- WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING YOU BRAT

*Kid calling*
Kid- Hi yeah I can't come, it's December 30, forgot?

by al3x_33 December 30, 2021